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WELCOME TO WILLARD VALLEY...

It's August 2nd, 1978 and some folks have turned up for a beer tasting...

Once again the doors to the almost infamous Willard Valley were opened, this year it was the annual celebration of the founding of Willard by Saint Willard many hundreds of years ago... The celebration is a simple one... Two rival brewers from the valley are picked by Lord Willard and then they provide samples and can canvass the locals and the guests to select the one that will be known as the 'Fertility Brew.' Once picked the brew is then taken on a procession of the valley and finally sprinkled over the Holy Stones of Saint Willard. This guarantees a bountiful harvest for the coming year and after the events of previous years, Willard could do with all the luck in the world...

The locals of Willard Valley are a friendly bunch, the guests took their pick and could mingle away... There was the death obsessed owners of the Last Drop Inn, the Richmonds, the Lord Mayor, who emerged unscathed and much more excitable from the terrible tragedy that befell the valley last year, Lord Willard and his 'manservant' and son Ruprecht , the local brewing family of the Grangers and the new boys in town, the Caines with their fizzy new beer... Willard is certainly full to the brim of people you would not forget...

 

Now, if you thought the people of Willard were strange, then the people who turned up at the mention of a village pub and possibly some free beer tasting put the yokels of Willard Valley to shame...

 

Then the winning beer was decided from between the local Grangers 'Saints Demise' Ale and the new city slickers, the Caines 'Cained and Abel' Beer... There was bribery, accusatons of people being French or Communist and even rumours being started that one of the brews was made of the dead... But eventually a winner was selected...

 

...and the winner was the Grangers Ale, 'Saints Demise.'

...and so the procession started through the valley taking in various sights, such as the graveyard, where a small friendly fire incident led to Father Highton placing a .38 slug in the back of his groaning and blood stained vergers brain and then onto the place where Saint Willard was said to be buried, which was occupied by a Ministry of Defence Scientist and team...

 

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