And so it came to pass that once again, Willard Valley had for some reason accidentally invited all manner of people to the Grand Opening of the 'Weird World of Willard' Theme Park , although almost everything was under construction there was still a tea room there for people to enjoy and Isiah did love playing host, taking full advantage of Lord Willard being struck down by a strange affliction and having to be moved around in his 'bath chair.' The visitors sampled the delights of The Crusty Teapot Tearooms, mingled with the men-hating Womens Institute and their surprising friend Father Mulhearn and his 'Cup of Tea' and generally got to know more about each other... It was a lovely sunny day, it was August 1st, 1979.... Then the rain came and a shadow fell over the valley...

The construction workers rubbed shoulders with the pimps, the soldiers rubbed shoulders with the clowns and the latex clad nurse rubbed peoples bottoms better and applied 'meds...' All in all things were going swimmingly and then the tour was announced, and people fell into line to follow the red blazer clad and very slightly camp 'friend' of Isiah on a tour of important locations within the valley....

The tour covered such events as the discovery of Saint Willards bell within the valley in 1901, the reconstruction of Saint Willard praying for a miracle and then a location that should have been filled with Medieval style Italian clowns but unfortunately was simply filled with their intestines instead, but not to worry, the local police was there to investigate...

The tour went from interesting to deadly, very quickly indeed as Lord Willard ordered a local business man who was helping set up an encounter with Saint Willard praying to be shot for being suspicious... and as Willard is, or should that be was, the only place in the UK were the death penalty can be issued by the ruling Lord, this caused some problems... But nothing a good healthy country stroll couldn't cure...

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